the muthaship has landed

nice firewall ;)

all your certificates are belong to fux0r now

what yew say?

damnit i said bring us dank weed and sleezy house parties!!%^@$^4wheres my valium&^!@#%(falls over)

lewp de lewp , fools on the ding d0ng , hack the ping p0ng

40 CSRSS.EXE <process #40 killed >

thanks for leaving the NTRK for me

cmd /c whoami

NT AUTHORITY\SYSTEM

(back to the lab)-b1t

admin: the intent was not to harm your information or your ego but to bring attention to the security or lack thereof
in regards to this machine. none of your files have been interrupted other than this web service and some logs. whether you find this ethical or malicious might depend on your tolerance to alcohol. hopefully a little motivation will help you review your security posture and methods to prevent future penetrations of this kind - its only a matter of time until this will happen to you again so why not learn from the experience, dont lose your high, i didnt hurt anything. you should have a drink, make it a triple jack n coke and goto www.security-focus.com and educate yourself. if you have security personnel, commence to pimp slapping them for sleeping on the job. todays the day you get to be a real admin mmmkay??#!  - remember fux0r loves yew ;D unf ee poo (splat)

insert drunken disclaimer and elite hidden comments

::shouts::

daemonx.:.dna'dabcrew.:.fux0rs.:.9x(subz).:.#hemp.:.neonlenz.:.pimpshiz.:.sm0kedcrew

DoX:.:th0r:.:dysfunctional:.:thejonesgirls:.:buspar:.:sesh1:.:stumble kfc posse w00

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YEW

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